Really!!!!

You will need some background info to help better understand:
background info: I had a baby about 2 yrs ago. I have lost the baby weight, but it took me a while. I was not trying to lose weight, just having a busy life.

I got out of the shower and was putting my clothes on for work, I looked in the mirror and said WOW! I have lost weight. Then the Dave chimes in with, "yeah it looks like you had gastric bypass."

Yep, he said it. GASTRIC BYPASS. Yall are probably thinking, this girl must be big. NO! No! No! I'm not big.

I looked up at him and he is just looking at me without a care in the world. Looking at me like he just gave me a compliment. I asked him "why did you say that?" Then it hit him--he is thinking--"What did I say, what did I do?" REALLY he has not a clue.

I explained to him--when I think gastric bypass I think hangy skin, apparently when he thinks gastric bypass he thinks weight loss. Yeah I have yet to make that connection.

I need one of those male to female translation books that you can buy when you go on trips--example English to Spanish translator.. OH! I got it-- Maybe Rosetta Stone has something!!!!!!!!