Thursday, April 29, 2010

I love my husband but why does he have secret plans for the both of us. I know he knew about his mom coming over for dinner tonight before this morning!!!

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Story Time:

My husband, Dave, gets Playboy every month. Oh-that is not a battle I care to deal with. I glance through it(just to read the articles- HA!-isnt that what they all say) and found this picture. I take this pic to him and say do you remember when my bottom looked liked this?
(side note: after having kids nothing seems to go back to the place it started)
I know you are thinking--easy answer; but we are dealing with the male species. He looked up at me, really puzzled and said--OH NO! it never looked like that . (My favorite statement from him comes next.) He says--Lo, that is a Playboy bottom. (Not sure what that means.) So he goes on to elaborate and states how Playboy bottoms are special and only those girls have them.

I swear, you just have to laugh.

I Love My Husband, But why can't he just answer yes. I wasn't asking for a date and time it looked like that, just a simple yes!

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

"I love my husband, but" why does every dish have to soak? Oh-- he would let a water glass soak!!! Maybe it is easier than putting it fully in the dishwasher, but he still feels like he should get credit for effort.

First things first.

Lets get a background on the creator of this jewel of a site.

We met about 10 years ago in bar. I know what you are already thinking, but NO! I am not in AA, nor am I drinking right know. I am not opposed to a drink at the moment. Even though we met at a bar, to save face we would tell people(me more than him) that we met through friends. We are now married and have a son. When we met, I was the mature age of 22. WOW! At 22, your looking for the next party, the next hangout spot, and making sure your arm candy looks pretty good. I must admitt, I did like the looks of him when I saw him. I remember what he was wearing and who he was with. You ask him and he remembers what happened later that night. He remembers not details, but the event. Since that night we have been together ever since and over those years, I have noticed the differences in, what I believe is men and women.