It has been a while since a new entry... For some reason-maybe my husband as gotton wind of this blog and has been on the straight and narrow. Your guess is as good as mine...

As everyone knows, all good things have to come to an end---

I love my husband but....when the baby is in bed for the night-that is not the right time to vaccum, unload dishwasher, or have a marching band come through the house!!!

I cant beleive this either.......

I was bathing our son the other night and I heard Dave cleaning the kitchen. Sounds great, but wait,---The next day I went to unload the dishwasher and I noticed it was not clean. Frist thought--BROKEN! BROKEN!. I call Dave and he said, all you have to do is hit the start button. I said "wash them again." He said " no, last night I loaded it and put the soap in it also."

I have nothig else to say. The best part is he acts like he needs a pat on the back, like he has accomplished climbing Mt. Everest.

I Love My Husband, but why do his clothes make it right next to the hamper. I do not mean pretty close-- I mean inches away!

Really!!!!

You will need some background info to help better understand:
background info: I had a baby about 2 yrs ago. I have lost the baby weight, but it took me a while. I was not trying to lose weight, just having a busy life.

I got out of the shower and was putting my clothes on for work, I looked in the mirror and said WOW! I have lost weight. Then the Dave chimes in with, "yeah it looks like you had gastric bypass."

Yep, he said it. GASTRIC BYPASS. Yall are probably thinking, this girl must be big. NO! No! No! I'm not big.

I looked up at him and he is just looking at me without a care in the world. Looking at me like he just gave me a compliment. I asked him "why did you say that?" Then it hit him--he is thinking--"What did I say, what did I do?" REALLY he has not a clue.

I explained to him--when I think gastric bypass I think hangy skin, apparently when he thinks gastric bypass he thinks weight loss. Yeah I have yet to make that connection.

I need one of those male to female translation books that you can buy when you go on trips--example English to Spanish translator.. OH! I got it-- Maybe Rosetta Stone has something!!!!!!!!

I love my husband, but why does his grocery list look like a 12yr old boys. example: mustard, pop icles, coke, and pizza rolls.

REALLY!!!!!!!

People say you have to train your hsuband, maybe there is someone I can hire. I seem to be failing.

I Love my Husband, but why does he have to ask me what I want for Mothers Day, when I can think of a hundred things he would love for Fathers Day! Oh! I do drop heavy hints. Leaving pics out that are circled. It doesn't matter, I will still be asked.

On the bright side, at least I know I will love it and not have to fake it!

I love my husband but why does he have secret plans for the both of us. I know he knew about his mom coming over for dinner tonight before this morning!!!

Story Time:

My husband, Dave, gets Playboy every month. Oh-that is not a battle I care to deal with. I glance through it(just to read the articles- HA!-isnt that what they all say) and found this picture. I take this pic to him and say do you remember when my bottom looked liked this?
(side note: after having kids nothing seems to go back to the place it started)
I know you are thinking--easy answer; but we are dealing with the male species. He looked up at me, really puzzled and said--OH NO! it never looked like that . (My favorite statement from him comes next.) He says--Lo, that is a Playboy bottom. (Not sure what that means.) So he goes on to elaborate and states how Playboy bottoms are special and only those girls have them.

I swear, you just have to laugh.

I Love My Husband, But why can't he just answer yes. I wasn't asking for a date and time it looked like that, just a simple yes!

"I love my husband, but" why does every dish have to soak? Oh-- he would let a water glass soak!!! Maybe it is easier than putting it fully in the dishwasher, but he still feels like he should get credit for effort.

First things first.

Lets get a background on the creator of this jewel of a site.

We met about 10 years ago in bar. I know what you are already thinking, but NO! I am not in AA, nor am I drinking right know. I am not opposed to a drink at the moment. Even though we met at a bar, to save face we would tell people(me more than him) that we met through friends. We are now married and have a son. When we met, I was the mature age of 22. WOW! At 22, your looking for the next party, the next hangout spot, and making sure your arm candy looks pretty good. I must admitt, I did like the looks of him when I saw him. I remember what he was wearing and who he was with. You ask him and he remembers what happened later that night. He remembers not details, but the event. Since that night we have been together ever since and over those years, I have noticed the differences in, what I believe is men and women.